Smackdown TV SPOILERS 3/1
Alberto Del Rio vs. Damien Sandow opened the show.
(1) World Hvt. champion Alberto Del Rio beat Damien Sandow via submission in a non-title match. Del Rio won with the cross arm-breaker.
(2) U.S. champion Antonio Cesaro beat The Miz in a two-out-of-three falls match to retain the U.S. Title. Cesaro won the first fall with the Neutralizer, Miz made him tap to the figure-four for the second fall, and Cesaro reversed a roll-up and pulled the tights after a ref bump for the third fall.
(3) Sin Cara beat Heath Slater with a roll-up.
Jim Ross interviewed Jack Swagger and Dutch (Zeb Colter). Swagger insulted OU and Dutch did his immigration schtick. Ross said he disagrees with their beliefs and Swagger goes to slap Ross's hat off his head, but missed. He got it the second time. Swagger said if Ross isn't part of the solution, then he's part of the problem. He backed Ross into a corner, but Del Rio came out to save the local hero and Jack backed down.
(4) WWE tag champions Daniel Bryan & Kane beat Prime Time Players after a chokeslam. Team Hell No featured Kane blindfolded and Bryan with one arm tied behind his back, reversing the set-up from Raw. Kane's blindfold had a goatface on it, which he wasn't happy about, so he put it on Daniel's head and delivered an uppercut.
Backstage, Matt Striker interviewed Fandango. Fandango kept correcting Striker that it's Fon-dong-oooohhh and refused to wrestle this week since Striker couldn't get it right.
(5) Randy Orton beat Big Show via DQ after The Shield interfered. Sheamus came to help, then Roman Reigns bumps into Big Show and received the WMD. Orton and Sheamus turned their backs on Big Show and Orton took a chokeslam for it. Sheamus then hit Show with a Brogue Kick.
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